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A day in the life of a London werewolf

July 19, 2009 by a_werewolf   Comments (4)

Oh I'm a burger-boy and I'm OK,
I work in a burger bar all day.
I flip those buns, I serve them fries,
And go to the lavat'ry.
On evenings I'm a werewolf
And hang out outside bars,
I kill some drunken idiot
And eat his flesh quite fast...
Oh, I'm a werewolf and I'm OK,
I kill all night, flip buns all day.
Hooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlll!!!

Chinese takeaway

July 19, 2009 by a_werewolf   Comments (2)

Me? I'm very wide-ranging in my choice of prey... for extra vegetables I eat Swedes, for something hot I favour Mexicans, but I always have trouble with Chinese.  After eating a Chinese takeaway (waiter), I find I want another after about 30 minutes... don't know why...
 
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